God give me the strength of a Vindaloo <br />To order for the first time a Vindaloo <br />My pals are expecting me to show I’m game <br />God Vindaloo strength, lift up my name <br /> <br />I’ll be seen as top man, if I swallow and chew <br />This initiation dish, that so many spew <br />I’ll be able to say which pub we go next <br />I’ll be the first in the morning the others will text <br /> <br />God give me the strength of a Vindaloo <br />The waiter is here, I’m in full view <br />My pals are waiting to hear what I say <br />Theres no way out, pray, pray pray <br /> <br />He’s asked me to order, the tension is here <br />I’ll buy more time if I order more beer <br />But I’ve already got two pints on the table <br />God Vindaloo strength, help me show them I’m able <br /> <br />“Sir, can I take your order please” <br />God Vindaloo strength, stop these knocking knees <br />I stood up and shouted “CHICKEN VINDALOO” <br />“IM A MAN AT LAST, YIPPERDEEDOO” <br />“AND VINDALOO FOR MY PALS, THAT’S YOU, AND YOU TOO! ” <br />God Vindaloo strength I thank you <br />Same again tomorrow <br />When I need the loo<br /><br />Mark Hope<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/god-give-me-strength-of-a-vindaloo/
